12-24-06
Dear Santa,
I'm sorry to say that global warming might kill you in the next 5 to 6 years....Thats what Mr. Al Gore told me in "An Inconvient Truth." Since that is the inconvient truth I am going to need my presents ASAP. This year I would like A 2008 BMW M3 with all the options and a 42" HD plasma screen tv. I still have not recieved the midget that I have asked for on multiple Christmas's before so how bout hopin' on that before you melt away into the soon to be warm waters of the North pole.
Expecting you arrival soon,
Bradford
