Mormon Country

You know that you are in Mormon country when you are in Salt Lake City at the state capitol listening to the state legislature and a guy gets up and says "there is a family in my ward..." Wow.

shootin and diggin

I have decided that there are few things in life that give me as much satisfaction and fun as shooting high powered assault rifles and hand guns while diggin' in my Pathfinder. Lets be honest here, when you squeeze of 20 .223 rounds off as fast as you can on an AR-15 and a Mini 14 it is as if testosterone is ruling your own personal world. I get the same feeling when I dig through some icy mud in 4-low and feel like I'm going to get stuck but some how bounce out like a kangaroo in the outback. This was how I spent my Saturday. The poetic ending to this afternoon ended up being when I had to pull my buddy out of about two feet of ice, water and mud. It was good times. Yes sir.

My Letter to Santa Clause

12-24-06
Dear Santa,
I'm sorry to say that global warming might kill you in the next 5 to 6 years....Thats what Mr. Al Gore told me in "An Inconvient Truth." Since that is the inconvient truth I am going to need my presents ASAP. This year I would like A 2008 BMW M3 with all the options and a 42" HD plasma screen tv. I still have not recieved the midget that I have asked for on multiple Christmas's before so how bout hopin' on that before you melt away into the soon to be warm waters of the North pole.
Expecting you arrival soon,
Bradford